Saturday, May 23, 2026

AND SOME DAYS IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT TO DO THAT

A GLOOMY EARLY EVENING LOOK FROM MY COMPUTER CHAIR OUT THE SUNROOM WINDOW INTO THE FRONT YARD
A cold, wet, and windy day.  Not much point in even setting foot out the door. But, this afternoon, I did just that, and drove into Bayfield to pick up a 20-pound bag of Squirrel Proof birdseed at the Porter's Hill Wild Bird Seed Company  From there, I scurried back home and got myself inside out of the crummy weather.  Of course, there are things that need doing inside the house, but the tough part there is getting the mind to convince the body to get off its duff and do something. Needless to say, my mind and my body were not cooperating with each other today so very little got done.  I cooked up a couple of peanut butter sandwiches and chalked it up as a lost day.  And, some days, it's quite alright to do that:))

LOOKS LIKE THE BOYS HAVE AN AFTERNOON GAME OF BOCCE BALL GOING ON AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH TODAY
Ellen's Groove:))
Ellen plays, Teen Town 
I consider this latest video of Ellen playing bass to be the best I've seen because it showcases her natural musical talent and how far she has come in these past four or five years.  Take note of her excellent, fast, and accurate finger work on the fretless guitar.  And watch how she moves effortlessly through the whole 2.36 minute video.  Stay with it and watch for all the personality quips and quirks bubbling out of her.  She is a true natural who I think has a great future ahead of her.  Ellen, with an Armenian heritage, speaks fluent Armenian and here she is with a 6-string acoustic guitar singing, Lusin' in Armenian.  Also of note, Ellen is an amazing artist, with her many creative drawings and paintings.  
This is Ellen's website...EllenPlaysBass

 ELLEN DID THE  ARTWORK FOR HER NEW ALBUM ENTITLED 'JAMINAI' AND HERE'S A PREVIEW OF THE ALBUM...JAMINAI.  THE FELLOW IN THE BLUE CHECKERED SHIRT ON GUITAR IS ELLEN'S DAD....THE ALBUM IS TO BE RELEASED ON ELLEN'S 14TH BIRTHDAY, JUNE 1ST.  
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Al's Music Box:: Sunny by Bobby Hebb.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone.  He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.  As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking..."No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million..." "Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support..."  "Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details..."  This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions.  Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.  "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"  The man replied "I'm from the phone company...I came to hook up your phone."

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An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent blast of gas... what should I do?"The red-faced husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor in a month, and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Friday, May 22, 2026

(HEY, WE'RE SENIORS)

Again, with a wind chill factor, it was way too windy for a comfortable walk this morning, so I just cruised on by my walking road and took myself for a drive through the countryside to see what I could see.  Farmers were busy on their land.  Nice to see animals once again out in the fields.

 A KIDS SCHOOL BUS SHELTER AT THE END OF A FARM LANE WITH TWO BICYCLES ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE RETURN OF THE SCHOOL BUS AND ITS TWO BIKE RIDERS
 STOPPING TO PICK A FEW LILAC FLOWERS ALONGSIDE THE ROAD ON OUR WAY BACK FROM GODERICH THIS AFTERNOON
Before I forget, I want to say thank you to the readers who have sent me emails expressing their thoughts and ideas on me having to suspend my blog's comment section and remove my Shoutbox.  I much appreciate your thoughts folks.
 THERE IS A HORSE IN THIS PHOTO
Woodsy and I had to return to Goderich this afternoon to pick up a repaired bicycle tire, as well as a few things we had forgotten to pick up the day before. (Hey, we're Seniors)  No, I never forget to pick up peanut butter, so that was not one of the items.

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY THE HORSES UP THE ROAD, THESE COWS STOPPED AND POSED FOR A FEW PHOTOS AS WELL

Al's Music Box:: Midnight Train To Georgia by Gladys Knight And The Pips.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( - Hello! Gordon's Pizza Hut?

- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago.
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
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- What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig

- What's white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A fridge.
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An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"
"Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes, says Sam. "I saw him do it."  Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam, listen, you are an 80-year-old, and your eyesight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?" Sam says, "I can see the Moon. How far is that?"

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